Funny Stories

===' There once was a lonely bum called Henry. He was a bit down in the bums because he had no friends because he kept letting one off. However, one day he met a girl bum called Sophie. Henry loved her, butt unfortunately she had a stinky bumfriend called Jordyn the Farter. Jordyn the Fartar had everything, diarrohea, the runs and the stinkiest farts in the land, which broke a guiness bum record, and a hairy bum. Sophie adored him and Henry knew he was no match for the greatest bum in the land. Henry talked to his greatest friend and adviser, Delta the Butt Smacker bum and asked her for advice. Delta said challenge Jordyn to a farting battle. So Henry organised one and Sophie agreed to the terms and bumditions. So the battle began. Delta let off the start gun, a fart, and the match began. Jordyn introduced with a silent but deadly catastrophic fart. The fellow bums watching cheered and breathed the fresh scent. Henry then let off a massive ripper that echoed through the crowds. The match had begun. It went on till Jordyn was out of all his gas and Henry won. Sophie was so impressed she married Henry and the had a bummy ever after. '===